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Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knew, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil started, “due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don’t know or cannot answer, then you’re worthy enough to go to Heaven; If not, then you’ll come with me to Hell.”

The philosopher then stepped up and said, “OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates’ teachings”. With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. “Then, go to Hell!” With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, “Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of! “With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. “Then, go to Hell!” With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, “Bring me a chair!” The
Devil brought forward a chair.” Drill 7 holes on the seat.” The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, “Which hole did my fart come out from?” The Devil inspected the seat and said, “The third hole from the right.” “Wrong,” said the idiot, “it’s from my ass hole.” The idiot went to Heaven.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent,
and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replies, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and

insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
does it tell you?”

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.

“Someone has stolen our tent”.

Moral of this Joke:
Dun make things so complicated

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Here is a great formula about girls:
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> >A woman
> >decides to have a face lift
> >for her birthday.
> >She spends $5000
> >and feels pretty good
> >about the results.
> >
> >On her way home,
> >she stops at a newsstand
> >to buy a newspaper.
> >Before leaving
> >she says to the clerk,
> >”I hope you don’t mind my asking,
> >but how old do you think I am?”
> >
> >”About 32,”
> >is the reply.
> >
> >”I’m exactly 47,”
> >the woman says happily.
> >
> >A little while later
> >she goes into McDonald’s
> >and asks the counter girl
> >the very same question.
> >
> >She replies,
> >”I guess about 29.”
> >
> >”Nope, I’m 47.”
> >
> >Now,
> >she’s feeling really good about herself.
> >She stops in a drug store
> >on her way down the street.
> >She goes up to the counter to get some mints
> >and asks the clerk the same burning question.
> >
> >The clerk responds,
> >”Oh, I’d say 30.”
> >
> >Again she proudly responds,
> >”I am 47, but thank you.”
> >
> >While waiting for the bus to go home,
> >she asks an old man the same question.
> >
> >He replies,
> >”Lady,
> >I’m 78 and my eye sight is going.
> >Although,
> >when I was young,
> >there was a sure way
> >to tell how old a woman was.
> >It sounds very forward,
> >but it requires you
> >to let me
> >put my hands
> >under your bra.
> >Then
> >I can tell you
> >exactly
> >how old you are.”
> >
> >They wait in silence
> >on the empty street
> >until curiosity gets the best of her.
> >
> >She finally blurts out,
> >”What the heck, go ahead.”
> >
> >He slips both of his hands
> >under her blouse
> >and
> >under her bra
> >and
> >begins to feel around
> >very slowly
> >and
> >carefully.
> >
> >After a couple of minutes of this,
> >she says,
> >”Okay, okay,
> >how old am I?”
> >
> >He completes
> >one last squeeze
> >of her tits,
> >removes his hands,
> >and says,
> >”Madam, you are 47.”
> >
> >Stunned and amazed,
> >the woman says,
> >”That was incredible,
> >how could you tell?”
> >
> >The old man replies,
> >”Promise you won’t get mad?”
> >
> >”I promise”,
> >she says.
> >
> >He replies,
> >”I was behind you
> >in line
> >at McDonald’s.”

u know wat it’s the moral of the joke??

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Dont forget when you got multi lock on

Click Crash Door

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WTF Fighters? an improved version of street fighter? LMAO!!!

WTF Fighters

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I laugh like shit when i see this…for age 18 and above only
Watch Super Mario

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Do u think this funny??

Let’s try it at here

Funny Italian English

( Remember open speaker)

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