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Spending thousands on a wedding where the napkins have to be the right shade of dusky rose to match the bouquet? Yer, right. Here’s the answer to your nightmares. This blow-up companion won’t yabber on for hours about shoes or what so-or-so’s mother’s aunt’s friend’s daughter’s dog did last Tuesday. She won’t blow your hard-earned cash on pot pourri or cushions and won’t put a mega dent in the car… again.

I can’t stop laughing after reading the stuff in front of the box:

Totally Silent

Wastes No Time

Spends No Money

Toilet Seat Is Always Up

Won’t Crash Your Car

Totally Faithful

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