Sarawakian FAQ
Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 11:43 am in Funny Junks1.hey!u swak ppl live in trees ah?
hmm.. of course, we have orang-utans as butlers as well.
they are so well trained.
2.u guys got electricity isit?
we get our electricity the environment-friendly way.
you see, we get west malaysians who wants to
marry our sons and daughters and ask them to
run on this ‘hamster-wheel’ to convert kinetic
energy to electricity
3.over ther got wht car?
our cars are made out of bamboo and we use our
feet as our accelerator … you know like the
flintstones?
4.Got road meh?
of course not, the federal goverment is to busy
spending its money on you guys!
5.u bidayuh form sulawesi there huh?
i don’t know coz i’m chinese
6.s’wak inside sabah right?
what the f*ck did you guys learn in geography
class besides finding out which oil well to raid in
sabah and sarawak?
7.eh,sabah s’wak not the same meh?
about the same, they have hotter, fairer and sexier
looking people compared to west malaysians. ever
heard of amber chia?
8.Kuching big ha?
kuching can be said to be quite big coz we are
the largest state in malaysia
9.kuching got so many cats la….
got, we have siamese cats, persian cats, tabby
cats, alley cats, and even some pussies from
semenanjung
10.Kuching got malay?
kenak ko tanya soalan bodoh kedak ya?
11.s’wak ppl can speak english?
better than you guys. the only english words i
heard from my ex-lecturers from west malaysia
were good morning and thank you.
12.Kuching got airport or u use boat go johor..
oh yea we got airports its going to fit a 747 in a
few months and oh yea … its not overrun by rats
like say …. KLIA?
Reference: from a forum i visit now and then
June 9th, 2005 at 2:47 pm
hahaha damn funny! am proud to be a S’WAKIAN!! haha orang sarawak diam atas pokok kah?? what lah
June 9th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
One little detail, Kuching International Airport can accommodate B747 even now. Check it out during the haj period. The reason there wasn’t much B747 heading this way is more of politics rather than technical.
June 9th, 2005 at 4:59 pm
By the way, i was asked once in Penang whether Sarawakians use ringgit as our currency. I say ..”Nay, we used pound”. And in Singapore, I was asked “How long ah on bus to Kuching?” I said “By Airbus, about 1.5 hour lah.”
June 9th, 2005 at 5:23 pm
haha nice one Minghock
June 9th, 2005 at 5:45 pm
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June 9th, 2005 at 6:01 pm
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 9th, 2005 at 7:49 pm
where did you got that from? I’m proud to be ‘KUCHING’ian…
June 9th, 2005 at 7:57 pm
Good post. I enjoyed it. Allow me to add some real life examples too.
West Malaysian university lecturer to her Sabahan counterpart:
WM: The airport in Sabah, are there any animals running about?
S: Oh course, all kinds of moving things, including the occasional pig.
WM: Really?
S: What do you think?
West Malaysian household to a West Malaysian student studying in Sabah, who went to Negeri Sembilan to do community work.
WMH: What currency do you use in Sabah?
WMS: Filipino pesos.
WMH: Really, Phillipines managed to claim Sabah?
WMS: By the looks of if, yes.
WMH: Oh, how can that be?
WMS: (politely), because you doubted if we use ringgit in Sabah.
Another example is from a West Malaysian student studying in Universiti Malaysia Sabah to his Sabahan coursemate.
WM: In your village, do people still live up on trees?
S: Yes, oh course. It’s not that difficult anymore, we no longer need to climb up the tree. We have lifts installed. Just a press of a button, and we’re whisked home.
WM: You’re joking right?
S: Oh, I thought you were too.
Last example, West Malaysians think Sabahan speak Malay like Bahasa Indonesia! They obviously haven’t stepped out of their caves, never set foot in Sabah nor Indonesia.
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:59 pm
What the heck? You WM’sian never study Geography is it? Or you all are dumb? Who on earth tells you that Sabahans stay on trees? Hey, we live better than you. Most of the ppl there owns car, houses and run own business. Not like some of you, still taking bus. We don’t take public transport, understand you? Hahahahaha…what a shame you all.