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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up
on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
“Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of
me!”.

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap
would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver - I’ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies
for the last 25 years.”
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