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How Well Does Google Adsense Pay?


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How well people are earning from google adsense you ask? Well you can look at the picture below to know the answer. Bare in mind that this picture is taken from http://www.webmastermalaysia.com and definately it is not a screenshot of my adsense account.
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A Belated April Fool Sex Prank By Alphonso


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Hwey Ling says:
Hi.

Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
hello

Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
who r u

Hwey Ling says:
I’mm Hwey Ling.

Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
how u get my msn contact

Hwey Ling says:
From Malaysia Blogger Foum.
Hwey Ling says:
Why?
Hwey Ling says:
Izzit an offense?
Hwey Ling says:
Hey.
Hwey Ling says:
I find that your blog is very interesting.

Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
hehe
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
issit? thanks ^^
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
really nice to know u
Hwey Ling says:
Why don’t you post more on porno?
Hwey Ling says:
Actually I’m your blog fan-si.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
its not porno la…its just sexy pictures….if porno means really can see everything
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
u wan me post more on porno ar?
Hwey Ling says:
Post more lah.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
why wor? i tot u are girl?
Hwey Ling says:
Girl also like to see that mar.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
serious ar…waaaaa =.=
Hwey Ling says:
If not, how come girls act porno?
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
hahah serious
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
i really feel happy you like to read my blog
Hwey Ling says:
Actually how’s your real personality?
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
hehe why?
Hwey Ling says:
want to know you more mah.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
ohh ok sure
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
no harm knowing a new friend hehe
Hwey Ling says:
Yes, no harm.

Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
u got blog?
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
can i read urs?

Hwey Ling says:
No.

Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
ohhh
Hwey Ling says:
I’m just a reader.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
oic ^^
Hwey Ling says:
Read lots of blog zvday.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
so u are still studying?

Hwey Ling says:
Yupp.
Hwey Ling says:
pre-U
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
where leh?
Hwey Ling says:
KL.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
kl which coll
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
i study inti b4
Hwey Ling says:
Eh, same like me.
Hwey Ling says:
I study there too.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
u also from inti??!!
Hwey Ling says:
yupp!
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
oh my god u serious ar!
Hwey Ling says:
Inti sucks lah.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
hahaha yeah
Hwey Ling says:
Always want money.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
yeah inti suck money hahaha
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
but nvm la as long as inti let me graduate fast
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
u study the subang one?
Hwey Ling says:
Yupp.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
walau
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
so u got pics?
Hwey Ling says:
No wor.
Hwey Ling says:
But I personally feel that I’m nice
Hwey Ling says:
pretty, sexy.
Hwey Ling says:
big boobs.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
hahah issit…icic

Hwey Ling says:
Can give your house address ah?
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
=.=
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
why
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
=.=
Hwey Ling says:
Tonight thinking of going to your house.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
nope
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
cannot

Hwey Ling says:
Why?
Hwey Ling says:
We can have sex at there.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
i dont give ppl my address
Hwey Ling says:
Why? I thought every boy likes to have sex.
Hwey Ling says:
C’mon. I’m still a virgin.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
im a man not a boy haha
Hwey Ling says:
Oh, Ok. Every man.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
no thx…i may have to pass
Hwey Ling says:
FOC. No need money.
Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student] says:
=.=

At this moment Alphonso Tan send a message:

4/4/2005 3:53:18 PM
Alphonso Tan: ROTFLMAO.
Alphonso Tan: Happy belated April Fool!
Alphonso Tan: I’m Hwey Ling.
Alphonso Tan: So how wazzit?
Alphonso Tan: hahahaha

(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: stoooopid u!! hahahaha
Alphonso Tan: Thinking to blog this.
Alphonso Tan: Hahaha…..
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: omg
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: gosh hahaha
Alphonso Tan: Great one.
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: like that also can!!! april fool pass already la!
Alphonso Tan: You kena.
Alphonso Tan: Dr liew and Michael Ooi did a advance one.
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: serious lol
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: i wanna c
Alphonso Tan: So I’ll do it a belated one lor.
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: he did that to u?
Alphonso Tan: In fact to all of his serious readers.
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: lol
Alphonso Tan: Wait searching…
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: gimme the url i wanna read see how ppl react
Alphonso Tan: If I did that on April Fool, of course you won’t kena.
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: gosh…lol
Alphonso Tan: Shh…. don’t tell anyone about this yet.
Alphonso Tan: I want to kena all those blogger 99.
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: ok hahahah!! i cant wait!!!
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: hey u go kenakan liewcf la.
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: i really wanna see how he react
Alphonso Tan: http://www.michaelooi.net/archives/2005/03/quit_blogging.html
(f)Jason The Hunk7 [Doing freelance ASP/PHP project for degree student]: hahah im going to post it up my blog also….keep as memory cos u cheat me b4….will revenge next year hahaha

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How Interview Works in Malaysia


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Below is purely my own opinion because im a interviewer and interviewee…i just sharing my opinion to those who are seeking for job in malaysia. No flaming for those who do not agree with me hehe.

> What is the job market trend now in M’sia? Does the employer value
> resume very much? cover letter? I believe when in M’sia no one teach
> you all this thing. In U.S, resume and cover letter is a very very
> important document. A not so attractive resume (layout, wording) can
> almost guarantee you no job. That’s why the resume workshop and
> interview skill seminar is every where.

kahsoon reply: the employer does value resume very much because after 1 week and imagine everyday there is 10 people come for interview….the only thing employee will refer back to filter out the best is your resume. But is resume the most important thing? the answer is no. The most important thing when it comes to interview is actually the interview itself…if you dont talk well, present youself well and convince them in the room. Employee will just put your resume in the outbox like i do lol. Actually there is two people who will teach you how to write an effective resume. one is your college and one is jobstreet. remember final year project in college? definately your supervisor will teach you how to write good resume unless your college sucks(no offence) And the best resume layout goes to….jobstreet. when you register jobstreet they will require you to fill in details about yourself…after submit everything in…you can refer back your details in a resume format…just print out the resume and you will have the best resume layout you can imagine.

> How about sending a thank you card after your interview to remind you
> employer about you, your skill, and your interest to join the company?

kahsoon reply: Actually this is redundant…a thank you card or a reminder of an applicants skill or interest wont help at all. The issue here is not being you are interest to join the company or not…the issue here is whether the company is interested to hire you. So what interest them to hire you? if you can offer the knowledge and skill they are looking for…i dont see any reason for them not to hire you unless you fail to impress them in the room.

> What about posting your job online? I know M’sia got jobstreet.com
> those kind of website, but what about own company website that can let
> you post resume and they only take your application there?

kahsoon reply: jobstreet is useless…even my classmates who have first class also send emails in jobstreet personally to all the companies and what those company do with all these emails? end up in the junk mail maybe? as for own company website that let you post resume…just dont put too high hopes on emailing resume kinda thing. If a company really serious to hire someone…they do walk ins…

> How’s the interview? What kind of question they asked you? A scenario?
> or what your skill? DO you have to do research about the company
> before the interview?

kahsoon reply: ok this is just an example. most important question is do you know the programming we require? do you have working experience? your result? your sample project? your resume? your expected salary? how long do you think you can work for us?….if companies which want to make a hard time for you in the interview session…they will ask something like this…what do you know about our company background? how do you think you can improve our company with your skill? or worst…on the spot give you a test to check if you are bullshitting.

> How the qualification? Do they look on your education or more likely
> your experience?

kahsoon reply: results is bronze…working experience is silver…sample projects is gold.

Any further questions about interviews, just post in my comments and if there is a high demand for more info about interviews in malaysia then i will write a new article in details about how to get a job and how to excel the interview to secure youself a job.

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A Joke


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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent,
and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replies, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and

insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
does it tell you?”

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.

“Someone has stolen our tent”.

Moral of this Joke:
Dun make things so complicated

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Can you raed tihs?


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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Reference: http://www.visa.com.my

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Under9: A Pathetic Blogger Who Writes Rubbish Blog


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This topic will be dedicated for this loser:
http://under9.blogspot.com/2005/04/such-pathetic-level-of-tolerance-how.html

my reply to his statement:
Dog says: “First of all look at his title? “Such Pathetic Level of Tolerance! How Easy It Is To Reveal The Ugly Side of A Person - Just Piss Him/Her Off!”
Kahsoon says:” who give u the f**king rights to piss someone off and pretend nothing happend?”

Dog says: “Yes, the tolerance level of a great number of people in the Malaysian blogosphere is EXTREMELY LOW. Just blogging about a stupid Annual Golden Dog Award 2004 and you can basically see the different kinds of people who are currently blogging. The good, the bad and the ugly all come out. QED.”
Kahsoon says: “you are malaysian blogger right? meaning you are one of them la haha…and you are right, you blog a very very stupid annual golden dog award…people’s good, bad, ugly reaction got nothing to do with you…we are not an experiment of yours.”

Dog says: “LOL … when I put up my “award” yesterday, it was only for one aim: to irritate 3 people:
1. Minishorts
2. MentalJog
3. Kahsoon”
Kahsoon says: “I think you have issue in your life…problems that couldnt be solved? ugly face maybe? lonely maybe? or no one give a fuck about you thats why u seek attention so much? well since you want to start off irritating people…then Fuck you and fuck off…yeah you heard me…FUCK YOUR OWN MOTHER…you hear me? irritating enough?

Dog says: “Why these 3 people? First of all, minishorts writes very well but USED to have a very bad temper, so I am just seizing this opportunity to piss her off and see how she responds. Secondly, mentaljog is an extremely sensitive and controversial blogger, so I am also gauging her response.
Kahsoon says:” and again…get a life…you got nothing else better to do than pissing people off and see their responds just for fun? you want responds? i will give you responds alrite…your mom never teach you how to act like a human then i will have to take the responsibility on behalf of her to do so.

Dog says: “And finally, kahsoon is one novice blogger who is making an ass of himself and everyone can’t be bothered to do anything (despite many being pissed off by his childish actions), so I play robinhood.
Kahsoon says:” Even if i make an ass of myself really got nothing to do with you…if you so free why not go and do something beneficial like helping out at old folks home for instance?”

Dog says: “After yesterday’s experiment, it seems very obvious how easy it is to see the depth of a person’s character, his/her tolerance level, family upbringing and how effectively he/she has been educated.”
Kahsoon says:” and again…i have to WARN you fucker…we are NOT your experiment…even you can see how bad ass i can be when reacting to fuckers…it got NOTHING and i mean NOTHING to do with my family upbringing or whatsoever…whatever i do i take my own responsibility…if you want to know how worst a family upbringing can be…look at yourself…pathetic bastard

Dog says: “Having studied in the City University of Hong Kong and then worked in the pearl of the orient for a couple of years, I have greatly benefitted from the highly pressurised and competitive environment. It takes more than being “clever” or “hardworking” (yep, the overused work hard work smart shit) to do well in life. How we “act” or “react” to situations in life can make or break us and everyday in every way is a lesson. Those who failed to learn fast, learns to fail very fast.”
Kahsoon says:” No wonder you are acting like a lunatic shit…you are being pressurised and you have the symptom of a mental illness patient…i advice you taking mental treatment or find your nearest phsychologist. as for your self praise proclaims saying you are being very “clever” and “hardworking” to survive that loser university…i dont see you being successful anyway with that kind of attitude. By the way i heard that City University of Hong Kong sucks like shit…heh…feel hurt? got pissed? well dont…because you are just one of my experiment…i just want to see your reaction to this…taste your own medicine now? loser?

Dog says: “Rob liked to use his good friend, Li Ka Shing (yep, one of the richest man of Malaysia), as an example. He said that billionaire Li seldom lost his temper. Yep, very seldom. Whatever happens, whatever shit and regardless of how serious, he will listen quietly and then think. Think. Think. Then he will leave and discuss it with the right people. And once he has made a decision, he will go all out to take the necessary action. And each action cut like a dagger right at the heart; rushed down like the torrents of water at the top of the waterfall; roll down the slop like a 10-tonne boulder … crushing everything in its path. WAMP!!! Problem solved.”
Kahsoon says:” ohhh…i like this part…i will learn from li ka shing, whatever shit happends…think think and think…then just now i discuss with the right person and they say i should fuck you with my words…and once i made my decision…i go all out to take necessary action. And cut your heart out…WAMP! Problem solved *LMAO*”

Dog says:”Yep, no emotional outburst. No accusing people’s race or religion. No promoting of porn or sex. The old man just compose himself like the ancient warriors and kill quietly but swiftly. That’s why he is so successful and not some mediocre newly graduated blog novice pushing porn on the Malaysian blogosphere.”
Kahsoon says:”hey liewcf(http://www.liewcf.com)[a renown malaysia veteran blogger and owner of malaysia blogger forum], as i know previously before your gallery down for maintainance you did put alot japanese girls pics also right? Do you know you are the one who give me inspiration to put japanese girls pics also? But now under9 is indirectly scolding you for being a mediocre blog novice pushing porn also. *no promoting of porn or sex he says” *ROFL* *LMAO*!!!!hahah then this dog must be gay then!! FYI those japanese girl pics i put if you open your dog eye wide enough you cant even see their tits revealing and you call this porn??? Then your mom wearing bikini to swimming pool then you call her what? PORN STAR? *ROFLMAO*….and continue with his yada yada about old man and act like stupid warriors…

Dog says:” On the other hand, I have been reading Minishorts blog for a long time and I liked her writings very much. Right from the onset, I always feel how nice it would be if she could take life easier and laugh more and be less bad tempered. And the last couple of months I have seen the tremendous change in her. But I am just curious to test her. And frankly, I AM VERY IMPRESSED with the way she reacted at my award yesterday. I take my hat off and bow to her. Like a hero respecting another hero! (of course I am no hero, I am an asshole .. remember? But I am just making a point). She has indeed changed so much and lost much of her temper. I am very happy for her and I wish her eternal happiness with the man who truly loves her.”
Kahsoon says:” YESS!!! you are god dam right…you really an asshole”

Dog says:” Very often a new blogger will come on the scene and then thinks he/she is more intelligent than the other hundreds (or maybe thousands) of established bloggers and makes an ass of himself / herself. And after much hoo-hahs and tons of self-defeating actions, suddenly died and left the blogging scene altogether … burried in his / her own stupidity. Why people never learn?”
Kahsoon says:” You are talking about yourself? Yeah why you never learn?…haha and another ass hole cursing people to die….talking about family upbringing huh?”

Dog says:” DrLiew once said that a blog represents a person’s character and thinking. How true indeed. Look at your blog. What do you see? Porn? Racial Slurs? Controversies? … Things you want your parents or children to read?”
Kahsoon says:” Do shove what im going to tell you via your ass hole up until your medula oblongata…there are alot of people in this world doing porn…racial slurs…controversies…but nobody point a gun on your dog head and ask you to read! if you dont like it then just leave!!! nobody wants you to step into the blog in the first place you stupid piece of junk?”

Dog says:” underdog … just a dog as always … “woff woff”
ps. yes, i am an asshole
ps. yes, my english level is bad. so what? it got me through university!
ps. yes, i don’t believe in God because i would have been a disgrace to Him / Her / It / Them
ps. of course Li Ka Shing is NOT a Malaysian. thought you should have figured that out yourself.”
Kahsoon says:”you got through university doesnt mean you are a successfull person…look at you…your parents, your grandparents, even your ancestor really got disgraced by your arrogant loser attitude…shame on you. By the way…i really really do hope one day you will end up like your favourite dog pluto…die like a piece of shit…felt hurt? felt sorrow? felt pissed? Dont…you are just an experiment of mine…

p/s: At least you got 1 thing right…look at the description about yourself. Got scolded ass hole by alot of people in real life huh thats why you have to admit it yourself and write it in your description? having a tough life huh? Hide your own profile so that you can piss people off and laugh away? Makes me think of one thing…no wonder your pluto dog died…because it cannot stand it anymore for having such a pathetic asshole master….thats why it run out of the road and let the car kill itself. Anymore crap from you wont be entertained by me anymore because im not so free like you. get a job and get a life you rubbish…

You are also my experiment on “Such Pathetic Level of Tolerance! How Easy It Is To Reveal The Ugly Side of A Person - Just Piss Him/Her Off!” Tasted your own medicine? Like it? *ROFL*

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