Today morning when i checked my yahoomail i saw a mail from awesomeblogs.com so i went to their site, they have the latest entry reviewing video blog. After reading their entry then i know that there is a tool called Videoaddon.com for those who wants to add video into their blogs. You can go to this site to see a sample of how video blogs look like.
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The day before yesterday after work i went to my gf’s house at usj, when i reach her house i found out that she got fever and she vomitted her brunch. She said that she felt hungry so i took her out to eat something at 5pm. She lau kai wanted to eat her favourite pei dan porridge so i bring her to the restaurant near shell petrol station in usj. But the porridge stall closed already. Then we went to kwai sun but the porridge stall was closed also. Then we went to the restaurant near gazebo and it is closed as well. In the end we went to asia cafe and thank goodness at least there got 1 porridge stall open. I ordered pei dan porridge for my gf and vietnam style lemon grass chicken for myself. The porridge taste damn sucky because i think the uncle just add hot water into the rice. But the vietnam lemon grass chicken really taste super delicious.
After the early dinner we went to pyramid to shop. When we want to take lift something funny happened. The lift opens and i see the lift packed with people so we didn’t go in. I noticed a girl dressed up like queen amidala with heavy make up. Maybe thats the reason why i dreamt about darth vader chasing and shooting lazer at me this morning until i woke up. Anyway back to where i was saying, after window shopping at pyramid we decided to go back home.
Before reaching home, i drove to BP station to buy fisherman’s friend for my gf because she coughed. On the way back i think that i should bring her to drink some herbal tea to reduce her fever. So we went to Summit. We walked into the herbal tea shop and i ordered lung nurishing tea for her and longan sea coconut for myself(yummy). After that we stroll around Summit but my gf complain hungry again. (gosh lol) i said to her: “Wah you just had dinner at 5pm and now 7pm you want to eat supper already ah? But nevermind, i bring her to johnny’s to eat steamboat. This is the first time i went there and when we order that time i didn’t order set because she wanted something not in a set. We ordered clam, fish noodle, prawn, wan tan, egg and water chestnut for desert.
When the food came we just throw in everything into the steamboat boiler and let it cook. Suddenly my gf did something funny. She wanted to boil the egg so before she put the egg into the boiler, she go and hit the egg on the table and it cracked on the table lol. I ask her quickly use the tisu paper to cover it to avoid embarrassment. After eating at johnny’s, we went home. At home we watch tv with her younger and elder brother. We were watching bowling and we chatted alot and my gf were talking how great her elder brother was in bowling because he is a state bowler. When i asked him what is his highest score and i was shocked when he tell me that his highest was 255! My highest was 150 only since i dont fancy bowling too much and i only played 6 times in my entire life.
Then my gf’s elder brother turned to me and told me a news. This is our conversation:
Ron:”Hey kahsoon, you know about the pope news right?”
Kahsoon:”Yeah i know the pope passed away”
Ron:”Nono, not that news, another latest news i heard about the pope”
Kahsoon:”Urm, what issit?”
Ron:”Do you know Penang got alot of catholics? Because pope passed away, they are looking for someone to take over pope’s place and do you know that a candidate is chosen from penang?”
Kahsoon:”Wah you serious ah?”
Ron:”Yeah! and his surname is Piah”
Kahsoon:”So funny one the surname”
Ron:”So next time people will call him what? Pope…”
Kahsoon:”Pope-Piah?”(popiah)
Everyone burst out in laughters and only then i found out it was just a prank. I hangout at my gf’s house until 12pm then when i was just about to go back home, my gf’s mom come back with supper and ask me to eat first before going home. So i sit down with my gf and eat indian apam with egg in it. Quite yummy but i felt very full because my gf keep adding more into my plate. After kissing my gf goodbye, i faster run into my car and unbutton my pants because my tummy is going to break my pants off lol. That explains why i gain so much weight from wearing 29 inch until now wearing 35 inch since coupling with my gf 6 months ago.
Do Not try this at night…Alone
p/s: Not recommended for those who have heart attack or high blood pressure
The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, “Has anybody got a cock?”
All the men stood up.
“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?”
All the women stood up.
“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?”
Half the women stood up.
“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?”
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The sole survivor of the doomed planet Krypton… Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap buildings in a single bound… Look! Up in the sky!! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?… No, It’s Superman!
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If you know the Chinese version of the famous poem by Li Bai, you will appreciate the Singlish version better.
Very funny revised versions of Li Bai’s poem…must know a bit of Hokkien to understand…read on…
(English Version)
‘The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
and lower my head thinking of my dear hometown’
(Singlish Version)
‘Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think is Floor White White
Lift Head see Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home….
(Ah-Beng Version)
‘Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai (go shit)
Look up in the sky
Poem is a waste of time.’
(latest Reservist Army version)
‘Bedfront Lauuuuu Bark Sai (tears drop)
Think Think have to go Excercise ( Reservist mobilization)
Drop dead look into the sky (Run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Chai (My heartache nobody knows)…’
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knew, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil started, “due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don’t know or cannot answer, then you’re worthy enough to go to Heaven; If not, then you’ll come with me to Hell.”
The philosopher then stepped up and said, “OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates’ teachings”. With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. “Then, go to Hell!” With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, “Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of! “With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. “Then, go to Hell!” With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, “Bring me a chair!” The
Devil brought forward a chair.” Drill 7 holes on the seat.” The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, “Which hole did my fart come out from?” The Devil inspected the seat and said, “The third hole from the right.” “Wrong,” said the idiot, “it’s from my ass hole.” The idiot went to Heaven.
This incident happened a few years back in Malaysia, and was experienced by my cousin. I personally did not experience it but I was there when it happened. All names have been changed for privacy.
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