Locked Car Joke


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A woman received a phone call that her daughter
was very sick with a fever.

She left work and stopped by the pharmacy for
some medication for her daughter. Upon returning
to her car, she found she had locked her keys
inside. She had to get home to her sick daughter,
and didn’t know what to do. She called home and
the baby sitter told her that her daughter was
getting worse.

The baby sitter suggested that she get a coat
hanger to unlock the door. The woman found an
old rusty coat hanger on the ground, as if someone
else had locked their keys in their car. Then she
looked at the hanger and said, “I don’t know how to
use this.”

She bowed her head and asked God for help. An
old rusty car pulled up, driven by a dirty, greasy,
bearded man with a biker skull rag on his head.

The woman thought, Dear God, is this is what you
sent to help me?” But she was desperate, and
thankful. The man got out of his car and asked if
he could help.

She said “Yes, my daughter is very sick. I must
get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger
to unlock my car?”

He said, SURE. “He walked over to the car and in
seconds the car was opened.

She hugged the man and through her tears she
said, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

You are a very nice man.”

The man replied, “Lady, I ain’t a nice man. I just
got out of prison for car theft.”

The woman hugged the man again and cried out
loud, “THANK YOU GOD FOR SENDING ME A
PROFESSIONAL!”

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