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The Missing Cock

Thursday, April 7th, 2005 at 1:10 pm in Funny Junks

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, “Has anybody got a cock?”

All the men stood up.

“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?”

All the women stood up.

“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?”

Half the women stood up.

“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?”

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

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    2 Responses to “The Missing Cock”

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      MunKit Says:
      April 8th, 2005 at 10:14 pm

      ROTFLMAO:)

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      serhat Says:
      February 9th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

      i wanna know the walkthrough of the game “horror cock” ty

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