> >A woman
> >decides to have a face lift
> >for her birthday.
> >She spends $5000
> >and feels pretty good
> >about the results.
> >
> >On her way home,
> >she stops at a newsstand
> >to buy a newspaper.
> >Before leaving
> >she says to the clerk,
> >”I hope you don’t mind my asking,
> >but how old do you think I am?”
> >
> >”About 32,”
> >is the reply.
> >
> >”I’m exactly 47,”
> >the woman says happily.
> >
> >A little while later
> >she goes into McDonald’s
> >and asks the counter girl
> >the very same question.
> >
> >She replies,
> >”I guess about 29.”
> >
> >”Nope, I’m 47.”
> >
> >Now,
> >she’s feeling really good about herself.
> >She stops in a drug store
> >on her way down the street.
> >She goes up to the counter to get some mints
> >and asks the clerk the same burning question.
> >
> >The clerk responds,
> >”Oh, I’d say 30.”
> >
> >Again she proudly responds,
> >”I am 47, but thank you.”
> >
> >While waiting for the bus to go home,
> >she asks an old man the same question.
> >
> >He replies,
> >”Lady,
> >I’m 78 and my eye sight is going.
> >Although,
> >when I was young,
> >there was a sure way
> >to tell how old a woman was.
> >It sounds very forward,
> >but it requires you
> >to let me
> >put my hands
> >under your bra.
> >Then
> >I can tell you
> >exactly
> >how old you are.”
> >
> >They wait in silence
> >on the empty street
> >until curiosity gets the best of her.
> >
> >She finally blurts out,
> >”What the heck, go ahead.”
> >
> >He slips both of his hands
> >under her blouse
> >and
> >under her bra
> >and
> >begins to feel around
> >very slowly
> >and
> >carefully.
> >
> >After a couple of minutes of this,
> >she says,
> >”Okay, okay,
> >how old am I?”
> >
> >He completes
> >one last squeeze
> >of her tits,
> >removes his hands,
> >and says,
> >”Madam, you are 47.”
> >
> >Stunned and amazed,
> >the woman says,
> >”That was incredible,
> >how could you tell?”
> >
> >The old man replies,
> >”Promise you won’t get mad?”
> >
> >”I promise”,
> >she says.
> >
> >He replies,
> >”I was behind you
> >in line
> >at McDonald’s.”
u know wat it’s the moral of the joke??
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